Who are the sama lama girls, anyway?

- By Schnockered Mom Natalie

"...these are the sama lama girls. Sama lama girls. Sama lama girls. Gotta cover 'em with a newspaper. Now they are cupcakes. They are at school. Their names are sama lama. They are at the zoo. These are cupcakes. I need to cover them. Oh man! They went into the fire. No more cupcakes. We need a shirt now, but where are the pants. Oh, I peed into my pants. This is pee. Go away pants. I don't like you anymore. Oh, he's going to bite my knees. Go away! Some ramps went up the fire and they ate the cookies up. No monster! You can't eat my feet any more. I have sprinkles..."

[Easvesdropping on Kate taking a bath last night. I've got to record some of this for posterity]