A Random To Do List

- By Schnockered Mom Natalie

(and in no particular order)

Be nicer ● Be less cynical ● Be less irritable ● Work hard ● Bill at least 6.5 hours each work day ● Buy clothes that fit ● Throw out clothes that don’t fit ● Change oil every 3000 miles ● Change contacts once a month ● Clean contacts every night ● Clean as I go ● Do more art ● Do the crossword ● Plan more adventures ● Get outside ● Enjoy nature ● Visit the beach ● Avoid the sun from 10 to 4 ● Wear a hat ● Wear sunscreen ● Check moles ● Moisturize ● Avoid chemicals ● Drink red wine ● Don’t drink too much alcohol ● Keep hydrated ● Drink 8 8oz glasses of water ● Water the plants ● Conserve water ● Eat fewer carbs ● Avoid bagels ● Stop at the third piece of pizza ● Eat more vegetables ● Don’t drive when you can walk ● Take the stairs ● Elevate heart rate ● Exercise body ● Do push ups ● Stretch ● Enjoy how body looks ● Brush teeth after meals ● Brush teeth for at least 2 minutes ● Floss ● Visit the dentist ● Do Kegels at stoplights ● Seduce husband ● Have sex with husband ● Look husband in the eye and tell him I love him ● Look people in the eye ● Laugh more ● Smile more ● Set good example for daughter ● Play with daughter ● Read to daughter ● Read for pleasure ● Read to stay abreast of current events ● Reduce ● Reuse ● Recycle ● Spend time with family ● Spend time with friends ● Spend time alone ● Pet the dog ● Call parents ● Call friends ● Write letters ● Spend less time on the computer ● Check four e-mail accounts, friends’ blogs and Facebook…less often ● Sit ergonomically correct ● Stand tall ● Stand up straight ● Put shoulders back ● Tuck tummy in ● Walk with purpose ● Stop biting nails ● Stop pulling out eyebrows ● Stop worrying ● Open mind ● Tell people I love how important they are